Delete my browsing history!
farts
Sphynx of black quartz, JUDGE MY VOW!
I don’t do this to save them, I do this to release you from your wretched vows and commit your memory to the eternal flames. may we both burn brightly in hell.
in a less serious tone
Hey, Listen!
I’ll show you true human nature.
I’m off to… Bombay!
*Dies in a particularly violent unceremonious explosion*
“I-…fuck me, I had something ready for thi–”
Somebody probably deserves this
… and that’s all she wrote.
Pasta la vista, baby.
Click, click <<press button>>
“Damn. This is gonna be the coolest thing I’ve ever done, and I’m not gonna get to see it.”
alternately, go classical if you can summon up the appropriate amount of rage… “To the last I grapple with thee! From hell’s heart I stab at thee, for hate’s sake I spit my last breath at thee!”
Depending on the tone, say it in your best Matt Berry voice
You always were an asshole Gormon.
“lets get this bread”
