I wonder why

Sure. I’m asking my friends to lawyer up. Not sure what else one can do against police unless you are just going for the old k-d ratio

Not helpful

I’m soupmaxxing

You might have to lie and say it was stolen if the cops ask why your car is parked on the highway

I heard cheetahs aren’t technically big cats because they can’t roar

Then get on the floor

Nice try druid

Debian just works, it doesn’t complain if I forget to update it for a couple years, and I don’t feel like reinstalling my os this year

I think I used Facebook from about 2006 to 20… 2016? I dunno. It was never good. Never used Instagram. I don’t want to see other people’s selfies if I don’t know them

If the courts cared for the rights of people they would subpoena code routinely

We can’t be ruled by black boxes that serve people who hate us. It has to end

“kidnapping” might hit the best combo of accuracy and legibility

A land value tax would fix that

Twitter could not be federated, Bluesky could be but only at massive cost, so it probably won’t be

They might have appointments to schedule around

The time needed for key derivation aka key stretching may be a factor, but also in the BFU state I think apps don’t run and you don’t get notifications, since most of the files are still locked

That would be interesting. I wonder if anyone’s done stylometry on those posts

The chatbot said 3.6 Roentgen is just fine and the core cannot have exploded, maybe we heard a truck driving by

Nah copyright is useful for free software. Patents, we could probably live without patents

Trademark is also useful. I don’t want Tyson making fake vegan hot dogs

Worst one in the thread lol get outta here