unalivejoy

Step 1. Boil water

What am I, a chemist?

“Everyone that disagrees with me is a Democrat”

would be “sold like wine”

They literally used to put cocaine in wine and called it Coca Wine. Coca-Cola removed the wine during the temperance movement and replaced it with caffeine. They removed the cocaine after the drink got popular with African-Americans and didn’t want to be associated with “coked out <censored>”

I bet you aren’t picky. Just the next flight out of the state is fine.

Buy a plane ticket (but buying a ticket offline the day of is suspicious)

Reading online fanfiction is free. Sure, the quality varies, but I can quit any time I want. I just don’t want to.

Searching the filesystem. There’s no reason Windows Search needs to access the internet. Fucking Bing.

While I agree with most of the things you said, automatic reboots is a good security feature. And it isn’t android that’s the problem. It’s Google Play Services.

more bugs, less features.

Android’s biggest mistake was not enforcing vendors to port newer releases for older phones.

Android’s second biggest mistake was splitting and closed-sourcing the Play Services to fix their biggest mistake.

Plus they’ll be tarrifs to import the corpse.

While neat, it isn’t very useful without automatic redirects and opengraph support. Both are not optimal to do as a vue app. Doable if nuxt and the nuxt-og-image module is used.

That’s dead internet theory for you.

MAGA path to success

1. Leave NATO
2. Invade Canada, a NATO country, triggering Article 5
3. ???
4. Profit

Or you can host your own instance and let the servers send you all their data (instances can still defederate)

Lemmy even has great web apps (not including the vanilla site).

• https://phtn.app/ (great desktop ui)
• https://alexandrite.app/ (vanilla-like, flyout posts)
• https://vger.app/ (mobile focused)

It’s just missing secure OAuth based logins.