US Tourism Sector Plunges into Unprecedented Revenue Crisis in 2025 as America First Policy Ravages Global Visitor Arrivals

floofloof@lemmy.ca · 22 days ago

Mister Neon@lemmy.world · 22 days ago

The only reason you should come to America is because you’re picking me up to take me out of America.

Diplomjodler@lemmy.world · 22 days ago

Send nudes.

Bristingr@lemm.ee · 21 days ago

I’ll send all the nudes if you can secure me a visa and a job in Europe.

Mister Neon@lemmy.world · 21 days ago

I feel like if they saw me naked I would be barred from entering the E.U.

Mister Neon@lemmy.world · 22 days ago

You don’t want them.

Diplomjodler@lemmy.world · 21 days ago

Then why should I pick you up?

Mister Neon@lemmy.world · 21 days ago

I’m funny.

Diplomjodler@lemmy.world · 21 days ago

Sorry. I only have an opening for a sex slave right now.

Mister Neon@lemmy.world · 21 days ago

I’m a wage slave, that’s almost as bad.

HowAbt2morrow@futurology.today · 22 days ago

They don’t need to be your nudes.

Mister Neon@lemmy.world · 22 days ago

If it will help me emigrate then here:

HowAbt2morrow@futurology.today · 22 days ago

Mmmmnnff Grade-A teets!