Insert George Carlin quote number 18647
Shit piss fuck cunt cocksucker motherfucker and tits.
Isn’t that quote no 12653?
12653 is a quote from when he voiced Mr. Conductor on Thomas the Tank Engine. Think it was quote 14694-a.
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Ringo did it better
#notmymrconductor
And since we are now in episode two of this shot show there are three more words: fart, turd, and twat.
I’m waiting for the market to either stop responding or crash and never recover since you can’t trust this fucking asshole.
It will recover though. That’s the point. They crash it to buy it all up and consolidate power even more so.
Right, but this happens enough. They’re going to just be selling and buying back from themselves eventually.
And then it will stop.
so when the fuck do we stop accusing and start charging and arresting? I’m so sick of these headlines saying that “people are saying Trump bad! no way :3” like…what are we DOING about it though??
Who’s going to charge and arrest him? The best we can hope for is massive nationwide protests or him failing to rig the election in 2028 and the next administration charging him if he doesn’t flee the Russia first
I am aware that it’s wishful thinking. I feel the same way you do, but even an arrest is better than nothing. it will take protests, it will take oversight and everything that comes along with it to fix this, absolutely
Optimistic take: economic damage could lead to the Republicans losing the house and senate, followed by Trump’s impeachment.
That’s my hope but if they rig the election or refuse to vacate their seats after losing, it’ll require the police/military (where many officials have already been replaced by magat loyalists) to step in.
He has like 30 something felonies and openly admitted to rigging the voting computers. The man could commit murder on stage and still somehow continue being president.
Got a source? I remember him saying Elon was great at the voting computers but that’s not exactly the same thing.
Lib qanon.
Parent commenter may be recalling this story but not sure
Beginning at 2:31:24, the full quote reads:
[Musk] journeyed to Pennsylvania where he spent like a month and a half campaigning for me in Pennsylvania, and he’s a popular guy, and he was very effective. And he knows those computers better than anybody, all those computers, those vote counting computers. And we ended up winning Pennsylvania like, in a landslide, so it was pretty good, it was pretty good. So, thank you to Elon.
https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/trump-musk-vote-counting-computers/
He did? We have him on tape trying to get votes that didn’t exist, but haven’t heard much about voting computers being rigged.
He vaguely implied Elon was rigging them, saying he had a “little secret” that was going to win them the election
Vaguely implied is very different to openly admitted lol
Just telling you what I know I’m not the one who said he openly admitted it
I’m not implying you do, just acknowledging what you say is very different than what someone else says. Also not saying I don’t believe you, I do.
Political ideologues don’t care about reality.
If it quacks like a duck and walks like a quack I mean duck… well obviously that couldn’t just be a duck right? It HAS to be a dog right? Like… I know it looks 100% like a duck and everything but we aren’t the kind of place that just lets ducks run things. Trust me I have some friends who know a lot about dogs and they are sure that is a dog!
Nah it is definitely a dog.
The American legal system will be unable and/or unwilling to deal with it. Best chance is to send HIM to El Salvador if he ever relinquishes the office.
Fight fascism with fascism. It’s the liberal way.
Seriously tho, the “legal system” is the problem.
He’ll flee himself.
Absolutely not. Crimes committed within the u.s. such as treason get adjudicated in the u.s.
See my first sentence.
The American legal system, fucked as it already was, absolutely can handle this, or could. Was. Even I have fond memories of the U.S. Marshals banging at my door, wearing obviously baggy shirts. That shit was handled by the court.
The reason why it isn’t working is someone is actively breaking it
which is what @GuyFawkes@midwest.social is saying
We were fucked already. I was on a plane overseas when 9/11. Oops you are dangerous
Yes!
why not to the antartic islands and have the penguins deal with him.
With the Guano Act the US “acquired” lots of islands all over the world. Choose one of those bird shit covered rocks and put him on there
The penguins don’t deserve that.
Penguins have gone through enough already.
100%, its incredibly obvious.
No, I was watching the bond market. The bond market is very tricky. I was watching it, but if you look at it now, it’s — it’s beautiful. The bond market right now is beautiful. But, yeah, I saw last night where people were getting a little queasy.”
Hard to believe these are US Presidential quotes. Sounds more like some teenage barista smoking pot.
Yeah, it’s insane. Usually I don’t follow what Trump says 1:1, but read about it in some news article, social media, etc. That is bad enough, but when I actually hear him speak sometimes, I need to cringe so bad… And then I remember a majority of Americans either decided “yep, that guy seems the best option” or “can’t see a difference between the candidates” and I lose all hope in humanity.
Honestly i think its just the endgame now for America. Trump gave tons of money to build up a massive secret police (ICE) and while they may come “only” for foreign criminals right now, they will be used against Americans in the future. It simular to Hitler and how he went after jews in the beginning.
Also the entire thing with Trump about bringing as much of production within their own borders, feels like he plans for the country to become more and more isolated from other countries in the future.
I think its a good time to look at options to get out of the United States if you can.
Don’t shit on teenagers smoking pot by comparing them to Trump lol
Even the people smoking pot know he’s an idiot who doesn’t know what he’s doing.
Source - I smoke pot.
As a pothead myself can confirm Trump is a fucking moron
Haha you got a good point :)
I mean it’s not like he went on Truth Social shortly before he announced the pause and told people it was a good time to buy stocks or anything… right?
According to my mom, this is a good thing because he’s helping regular people make money in the stock market.
The MAGAs are actually cheering this because they think they’re being invited into the club, when he’s just brushing some crumbs off the table for them to fight over in the alley.
Yeah, no shit. His first term was 100% him playing golf and using the treasury as his personal piggy bank, why the fuck would we expect anything different this time around? Wake me up when someone actually does something about it.
When I’m in a doormat competition but my competition is the US people:
You’ll have eternal sleep
Sounds like you’ll get to meet Bender and Fry
I mean, dude literally commited treason. “Market manipulation” is quite tame in comparison.
Multiple treasons, and all the people who would punish him for his market manipulation just benefitted from it so they’re only going to thank him
Russians and everyone else out there who ever wanted a slice of the pie have been attacking our social discourse for decades, amplifying the worst voices on both sides of every single issue so that people tune out and stop caring. This is the known doctrine for undermining democracies.
Most people right now STILL don’t care, at least not enough to have an opinion or be bothered to do anything. This is the result of deliberate sabotage against our nation and the number of people who really understand this is so small that it doesn’t matter, it won’t be enough. Even if this wave of corruption is ended tomorrow, there are thousands more oligarchs and grifters waiting in the halls to move right in.
Sometimes “The Untouchables” are best brought down by financial crimes
anyone else buy the dip? because you know all his criminal friends did.
I don’t, but yes this is very blatant
must be the biggest insider trading event in history
The biggest most beautiful insider trading, you’ve never seen bigger insider trading. String him up!
Also all those who traded based on the information.
String him up!
This is the only appropriate response, but Americans would prefer their symbolic cinematic marches with idols giving speeches as opposed to any real solutions.
Do you want to fight the Secret Service?
I want the secret service to uphold their sworn oath to the constitution.
“I get it, people are upset. It’s a big deal, a great deal, it might even be the biggest deal in the history of deals. The Democrats are mad about it, very mad. ‘He can’t do that,’ they say. They’re poor losers. They tried to make good deals like this. Tried many times. They failed, and they’re mad because I didn’t. I make the biggest, best deals. But their deals, those are no big deal. I get it, they’re mad. Mad that I did what they couldn’t. The Democrats lie, they say ‘President Trump, you can’t do that.’ But I could do it. I did do it, and I proved them wrong. Just like when I beat Biden in 2024. They said I couldn’t do it. I did it. Just like when I beat Hillary in 2020. I couldn’t do it, I did it. Just like with Obama, I did it. They keep saying I can’t do this or I can’t do that. They say it’s impossible to do these things. They say many things, most of them wrong. They don’t want to look bad, weak. The Democrats, Antifa, they’re weak, so they lie. They think everyone is weak, just like them. That’s fine, that’s fine. You see, they’re copying me now. They see a strong leader, very successful businessman, and they want to be one too. They copy me. They say what I say, do what I do, and they try to stop me. They want to be me, but they don’t want me to be me, so they lie and cheat. They rigged the economy, set it to collapse with forced ‘vaccines’ and wasteful D-E-I. I come here with my tremendous plan, going to make America great again. Bring all the business and jobs back. The Democrats cheat again, they go on CNN. They go on CNN, sell their stocks, rig the market. They didn’t think. Stocks are going to go up, way up. Numbers like you’ve never seen before. And they sold. The tariffs, I paused them. They thought they could cheat, and I turned it around. They lost big. Really big. Real Americans, we’re fine. Better than fine. The Democrats, they’re not fine. They lost, they’re mad. Only the Democrats are upset, it’s fine. Nobody should be upset about that. They played their hand and lost, and they’re mad. Don’t listen to them, they’ll get over it. They lie and they cheat, and they lose every time. We’re winning, winning big. So big. We’re going to win even bigger next week. 300% tariffs on Democrat businesses. No more foreign workers. More jobs for America.”
I can’t even tell if this is real or satire anymore
If the FTC were staffed, they’d be very upset.
DJI with source.
https://finance.yahoo.com/chart/
Just search for DJI and go to 1pm on the 9th.
But OP was on SPY.
The acting chair of both, SpoogeCannon, of DOGE, has released a statement voicing his concern about this. He said he’ll get to the bottom of where this picture came from and put a stop to it.
There must be a way to surface this info? Surely there are known “insider” accounts one can track?
I wouldn’t think it would be public.
There’s a chat we can get added to I’m sure of it
Just install Signal, say you’re a journalist, and wait to be added.
What is the source of this chart? I’d like to use the image on other sites, but I can’t without knowing what the source is.
If you plan to use it, you should know that there was a separate “good news”-event at that point in time. It would not surprise me if insider trading happened, but that spike could also be from the bond auction. As much as I want the US to lose their influence in the world, it’s important to not jump to conclusions for political reasons. The spike should be investigated properly, but at this point the US might be too corrupt for that to happen or have consequences.
It’s SPY with volume. Very standard chart for probably the biggest ETF tracking the S&P.
Thank you.
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By the time it hits the mainstream media, it’s too late for you or me.
You’d have to be watching the speech, ready to react within a minute it two and you could have caught most of it.
I bought the dip once, years ago. Made like, I donno. Couple hundred bucks. Sold all my crypto at the same time. That was cumulative with the other thing. Made a couple hundred bucks.
That’s the great thing about capitalism: anyone can make a ton of money, so long as they have a few tons of money.
Nope because that only works if you have money to buy with
I got a little lucky in that I filed my taxes on Sunday and made my 2024 IRA contributions then. Only some of the funds were available Monday but I was able to buy. I would’ve bought regardless of the price (I don’t really time things) but it worked out nicely.
no shit sherlock. its a fucking tariff. its gonna effect the market and pricing. these assholes are shorting the fuck out of whatever is profitable to do so. and controlling that ourtcome on several fronts.
That sounds like market is a shitty invention if it is so easy to manipulate it /s
im so tired.
I know that’s the point but please just let me go
You’re tired because you’ve been reading the overly-amplified nonsense crafted by agents working both sides of every social issue for longer than you’ve likely been alive.
Your exhaustion isn’t just the point, it’s the goal, it’s the goal for all of us, and it’s literally the reason why almost half of America still approves of our president and current situation.
Trump manipulating the stock market!!! Say it ain’t so!
Well I am shocked, I tell ya, absolutely shocked! 😧😣
