It sounds like this guy doesn’t have a smartphone though

Peanut butter and dill pickle sandwich. Maybe with a little Sriracha.

Shut up.

I’ve been seeing “Americans are pussies for not rising up” and “you won’t vote yourselves out of this situation” on here for months… Which is it? Make up your fucking mind, internet.

Working as intended

It can be both. Let’s flood them with memes.

That’s a funny way of spelling “go fuck themselves”

They had it originally and when they removed it is when I stopped using them. Like every other fucking “Uber of” tech company, they couldn’t compete with the traditional thing they were trying to “disrupt” once the VC money dried up, and tried to cover for that with deception. Fuck them, I’ll just book a hotel.

All religions are made up.

…and then send them directly to Putin’s cyberwarfare unit.

String up the traitors

We live in a post-defensibility society.

“Forgot”

Only half?

I’ve heard that the green crayons are good for abstract thought about legality.

Sounds like it’s somebody’s time of the month

That fact was not very fun.

So they’ll restart… checks notes right after Q2 numbers are in. Probably a coincidence, right?

Textbook retaliatory, I hope they have a nice retirement

Ringo did it better

#notmymrconductor