Late stage capitalism.
Never forget Ray Gun
Oh look, they’ve found a way to make me even less interested in the Olympics.
Don’t you want to watch the PG&E Rolex McDonald’s 5000 meter hurdles at the Home Depot Plumbing and Drains Aquatic Center?
Sponsored by BetMGM.
How many hurdles will be knocked down during the race? The over/under is 4.5, our Bet of the Day is the over!
Berlin 1936Los Angeles 2028Fun fact: The Olympic Games immediately before Berlin 1936 was in Los Angeles!
It’s like poetry, it rhymes.
Ok, George
Let’s crowdfund the Trump-Epstein Papers Arena
There we go. Yes. That.
They’re all going to either be crypto businesses or sports betting businesses, aren’t they?
The former Staples Center is now called Crypto.com Arena, so that totally plausible.
No one is going to come. Hope those wealthy backers plan to buy a whole lot of tickets. The international crowd sure ain’t coming for a visit to dear old leaders United States of Disappearance.
The international crowd sure ain’t coming for a visit to dear old leaders United States of Disappearance.
I’m not even going to watch it. They can get fucked.
I’m saying wtf would anyone travel here while knowing the government is actively kidnapping and trafficking people? I truly hope no one shows up.
