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Again?
The moment someone starts going all “anti-woke” you know they’ve got something to hide and they are trying to get acquainted with the pardon-dealing industry.
The moment someone “gets jesus” it’s time to alert the authorities.
So he’s also into kids?
Let’s not pedo-smear buddy, it’s not a can of worms YOU want to open
Yeah. Forcing himself on women was entirely consistent with his public persona, but shifting hard right just to seek cover makes it so much scummier.
Pardon dealing industry? In the UK?
I’m pretty sure only 4 pardons have been given in the last 25 years. 1 was posthumous (Turing) and the other 3 were given to convicts who saved people’s lives while incarcerated.
I don’t think being anti-woke is going to help anyone get a pardon in the UK.
I do think it’s a grift, just not convinced it’s a grift for a Royal Prerogative of Mercy.
I don’t mean in the UK. He probably has done some of that in the US too.
He could flee and seek political asylum or something. The US has extradition treaties with the UK since 2003, but they are pretty much ignoring all laws and treaties anyway.
Nah. It was the moment he turned to Jesus and got baptised I realised he was guilty.
The right wing shift was for the money.
I need to just stick off other social media, nice that this is the consensus here
A deportation we can all get behind.
Don’t be silly. That party loves rapists, as long as they’re rich in the and/or white.
It’s ok though. He’s given his heart to Jesus now. Makes it all ok.
Yeah but it’s republicunt jesus, not you know… the good one.
There is a good one?
Yes, his name is Satan.
Well, no that name would be Lucifer.
We the one that isn’t about guns and country is probably better…
Better doesn’t mean good.
Don’t be an over-analytical douche. What the fuck are you getting at? Out with it! Are you an edgy atheist or what mf? Tell us what you want us all to acknowledge about you Captain pick-me.
What are you on about?
What are you on about?
Yeah the “love thy neighbor” one
Yeah, read the new testament sometime without commentary. It’s short, Jesus is based as hell, and it gives useful tips like how to resist an occupying force that is looking for people to make examples of
Like if you actually followed Jesus’s teachings, in America today you might gather your community together, build a mutual aid network with the intention to become self sufficient, and when ICE comes around everyone swarms them offering to help guide them around and shoving their IDs in their faces without being asked (with suspicious knowledge of the law and careful documentation of them breaking it to report them later) (and obviously with the people at risk nowhere to be found)
Jesus was killed as a revolutionary for a reason, they later massacred the early church communities entirely because it actually became a threat to Rome
I am shocked!..it took this long. Dude has been a creep forever. He has been getting exponentially worse as time has went on.
britian is pretty slow on these types of crime, he pivoted to the right to avoid said charges.
I consider his transformation into a double-Christian to be a confession that all the accusations are true. The biggest pieces of dogshit always face consequence mumbling prayers and missives.
It’s always the ones you most expect.
So Jared Leto.
No way, there’s absolutely nothing fishy going on with Leto. It’s a totally normal, completely above board, women only island cult.
what the fuck?
This is sarcasm… Or satire - not sure of the differences
oh no, the cult is actually real. this is where my surprise comes from.
So daily news?
But he was so pretty in
fight club!*was beautiful.
Fun fact Jared Leto has been to my flat before (i didnt live there yet), took a bite out of an apple belonging to my roommate and left it there. He also signed the kitchen table.
you can’t share a photo of the signed kitchen table?
Those lines are also from him and she covered the whole table in clear tape so it wouldnt be washed off. And yeah that triangle thing next to the “2018” is his entire signature apparently.
Ah yes, Martian script.
Yeah, i guess he only had 30 seconds before he had to leave.
yeah I looked it up and it seems like it is… except despite the simplicity he seems to sign it wildly differently each time lol.
…and some say, to this day, the apple is still there.
She was a super big fangirl of his, so i dont really wanna know what she did with that apple.
Noel Fielding?
What makes you think of him?
Like Brand has been a blatant huge hypocrite for years (Talking about injustice of poor people whilst marrying in to a massively rich family, for example.).
He hung around with Brand a lot.
Has a similar creepy vibe, photograped in clubs with women.
He created old gregg
I would add that I have absolutely no evidence against Noel. I’m just saying I wouldn’t be surprised.
Also David Walliams seems a bit rapey.
Again. No evidence. I just wouldn’t be surprised.
I get you.
It’s like I don’t like Leigh Francis, and expect some controversy with him. Not in this league, I just think he’s a bit of dick. Doing gambling adverts doesn’t help.
He’s definitely rude and crude, but I don’t think he loves himself enough to expect women to sleep with him.
I agree with you. In his case I wouldn’t be surprised if he goes down for something else illegal (fraud, embezzlement, theft etc.). Again, not saying he has done anything.
Something was always “off” with this guy. You could feel it during his “sexy socialist Jesus” era and it was practically confirmed with “conspiratorial Ghandi” revamp.
Here’s a Channel 4 documentary that goes into further detail about this man’s deranged proclivities.
He always seemed like a cult leader disguised as a comic, using it to attract followers.
Again?
But but but he found Jesus!
He was under the couch cushions the whole time!
Okay but seriously… this actually has come up before though right? I distinctly remember there being major allegations against him years ago
LOL, my thoughts exactly.
Haha my thoughts exactly
In an article from 2 years ago LMAO
Man that’s fucking great.
Hard to believe someone who looks like a rapist and acts like a rapist is a rapist.
Right? The guy whose acting range was limited to “smarmy creep with an accent” turned out to be a sex pest. Weird!
I’ve been thinking for a while that people that have a sudden right wing or andrew tate sphere turn are really just trying to get with like minded rapist, or whatever they’re into, circles. Basically networking and putting out signals.
“Rapist Russell Brand charged with attempted comedy”
This feels like one of the least surprising news items of all time.
