We all know you never wanted one.

Edit: I’ll note that almost every reply here is just insulting me.

No, they’re not. We all know you’re getting the reaction you wanted and expected. Stop playing the victim.

Dr Johnny Ryan said “Today’s court’s decision shows that the consent system used by Google, Amazon, X, Microsoft, deceives hundreds of millions of Europeans. The tech industry has sought to hide its vast data breach behind sham consent popups. Tech companies turned the GDPR into a daily nuisance rather than a shield for people.”

That sounds refreshingly direct.