Not an internet legend really, but zombo.com is still up. It’s been 25 years since I first found it and you can still do anything you like at zombo.com

Yeah, but who’s going to be there to notice the empty shelves at target?

Tried “two bananas doesn’t make a balloon meaning origin” and got a fairly plausible explanation for that old saying that I’m sure everyone is familiar with

I stand corrected. I forgot the name of that shitty dirt puddle

? The only lake El Paso’s ever had is Ascarate

I don’t think he has the cards here

Welcome to orange Monday, a new day of worsts early in the trumpcession

You can not only say Luigi, but you can also say that you wished it had started a trend.

Sam McCloud

I would believe you and agree. I wish I had realized it when I was still young and angry

Jesus fucking christ we’ve become a shithole country

Who would win in a wrestling match, Lemmy or god?

If he was bankrupt and on the street that still would not be enough for me at this point.