Tomtits

That card is the only training ICE get

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The humble Mandoline

Severed fingertips await

An anagram of ‘domestic terrorist’ is moist or restricted

Which probably applies to Trumpo

Fairly sure it’s been a faux pas since long before influencers.

Probably the internet too

If you don’t want the job but have to attend the interview for benefits or whatever, wear socks and sandals.

Definitely won’t get the job and you can keep claiming.

This is true, I heard reports of people being stuck on the Metro which, whilst being pretty shit at least the doors can be opened manually and then walk either to the nearest station or an emergency exit.

Being stuck in a lift however, fuck that noise

It was fun, everyone was out on the streets, kids were playing and laughing.

They’d probably just be playing Fortnite.

The adults were sitting on garden chairs in the street listening to music and chatting.

This would happen regardless of a power cut…

You’ve heard of fire, right?

Can we still say “what’s up, dawg?”

It is funny that the litter box story was taken as gospel.

What a time to be alive.