Bag of little isopod shaped robots. They are fast moving with nuclear batteries and tungsten carbide shells and lots of sharp edges for chewing and burrowing through flesh. They can also dig into the ground a few inches and hibernate like cicadas to protect an area. Not wireless networked but instead have onboard processing for voice commands, use sense of smell for IFF and echolocation to coordinate their swarming.

Couldn’t stop a gun, but they are a deterrent against using it because if you shoot me we both die but you die in a more horrible way.

Not sufficiently fascist leaning. It’s coming, Palantir’s just waiting for the go-ahead…

The EABOD protocol, and / or the DIAF protocol.

Does she know…? Does she know she’s an ad?

Who knows / cares- it’s a meme stock. Has about as much relation to Tesla’s ability to sell cars as the price of any cryptocurrency has to its ability to be used as actual currency.

Still not nearly as annoying as the French refusal to just say huitante or nonante. “93” is “Quadrupletwenty-thirteen?” Êtes-vous foutant défoncé??

Rising Conservative Star Just Guy Wearing Nazi Armband And Crying

Worms!

Although I just looked that one up and they have been making new versions of it continuously so I don’t know if it really counts as an old 90s game anymore.