NEVER stop talking about this. Every time he has a press conference, ask him about it.

Kinda hard when they’ve gone full mafioso and split up the country into territories so that we only have like one choice and have to be a customer. Because capitalism runs on no competition and monopolies, right?

No question

That tiered system is fucking absurd. Ad supported, ad supported plus, “premium” and “premium plus”—WHICH STILL HAS ADS.

What in the fuck. Who in their right mind is paying for that?

Of course they do

Man those were simpler times—kinda. But the tea party era led us directly to where we are now

Spontaneously composting.

Bam you’re fertile dirt.

Only if you’re not a fucking weirdo.

You’ve never left the house and thought to yourself “man I wish I brought water?”

They’re not miserable. They are fascists. Can’t wait for the crowdsourced Nuremberg/french revolution mashup (2027 remaster)

Well good thing the US tourism rates have fucking plummeted since we have a full blown SS throwing people in bottomless pits never to be seen or heard from again! THE US IS SAFE!

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Woah…is “Rick” short for “Richard?” Did I just not know this? Or am I just forgetting that I knew it?? Or are you wrong??? I kinda need to know

Did you…read the article? They said the interview was done over the phone from inside the facility.

Like, in the third paragraph.