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28 days agoAllsorts, we call em. They taste of chalk and disappointment.
Allsorts, we call em. They taste of chalk and disappointment.
That Mariah Carey one. You know the one.
Airbus: Wrr wrr wrr wrr wrr
Me: I feel safer already
Every day I become a little more like Ron Swanson.
beckons her over with a come hither gesture “If I can make you come with just one finger, imagine what I could do with two.”
Karmastition by Alicia Keys.
Stevie Wonder’s original was awesome, but the mash up is just chefs kiss.
Nope, it’s an oligarchy pretending it’s a democracy.
I set mine to vibrate so I feel it in my pocket when it goes off