I set mine to vibrate so I feel it in my pocket when it goes off

Allsorts, we call em. They taste of chalk and disappointment.

That Mariah Carey one. You know the one.

Airbus: Wrr wrr wrr wrr wrr

Me: I feel safer already

Every day I become a little more like Ron Swanson.

beckons her over with a come hither gesture “If I can make you come with just one finger, imagine what I could do with two.”

Karmastition by Alicia Keys.

Stevie Wonder’s original was awesome, but the mash up is just chefs kiss.

Nope, it’s an oligarchy pretending it’s a democracy.