Fresh bread! The warm soft fluffy kind that I can gobble down in seconds. Ice cream is nice, but my lactose intolerance hates it lmfao

He says no, cause if he said yes he’d be very single very quick!

It would not be Londo from Babylon 5. My husband had a life size cardboard of him when we first started dating, and it always scared me.

We weren’t super angry at him, it was more a “you can’t do that here, we don’t want the internet suing us. Cause they’d sue us, not you” and he did stop, we never got a letter again.

We once got a letter from our isp because someone who was at our dnd game night was using our internet to download shit without telling us so that was fun.

He stopped when we showed him the letter (he was the only guy with a laptop so it had to be him at the time)

No, you’re allowed to bad mouth left turns at all times, they suck ass. We just ask you remember more exists than the shore and the north.

Also a sacrifice to the jersey devil wouldn’t be remiss, yah know.

Oh, then I’m defective because all I want to do is bake and nap with a cat. Are you sure I’m a terminator and not like…a cast off terminator that they sent back purely to get rid of me??

I only remembered ones name, and turns out he is gay (didn’t know that at the time, he had girlfriends) and is now married, living in nyc as some kind of banker type so good for him?

I am extremely uninterested in reading the future!

Also more importantly I can only count to four in German. So I suspect I might struggle with the book.

I think we just cut the food budget in a third so… that’s nice. Undetected? What are they going to do, calculate how much a single household should eat, then drag the three of us away when we aren’t eating the right amount?

Oh they might now. They’re horrible beings. Guess I’ll eat some when out to put on a show.

Good song. Creator is active on mastodon as well. Sometimes streams on twitch.

Biometric anything feels weird, being an identical twin. I stick to never using it.

Yeah, I’m getting back into gardening despite the whole being yelled at to help garden as a kid! Also if the plants die, when I cry over them, I won’t be told I’m being melodramatic!

Everything. My brain holds onto grief like a dog holds onto a squeaky toy.

Ah yes, I’d love people online to be positive I’m a woman and not just probably one! That would make me feel extremely safe! I am being extremely sarcastic!

I need so many lactaid pills to help I just gave up and accept the bathroom.

I love game made by a single dude fixing bugs! I play Wazhack, and have sent bug reports to the single dude and gotten replies and clarification requests and its always cool as hell!

Volume goes waaaay down immediately. Then if it has motion blur, that goes all the way away from me.

Ants release nasty chemicals when squashed, I smell those too! Can’t say I smell them before though like in the image. But after squishing one, I gotta wash my hands.

Apparently mint and orange juice is a no go for a lot of people because of toothpaste and orange juice?

I like my mint chocolate cookies and orange juice though.