Why were you at the charter school with all the naughty kids if your parents were super chill allies?

“frack me harder Mr. Peanutbutter!”

I replaced the starter motor in my 22 year old Chevy Malibu (twice, actually) and the newest one is so strong it makes a little whine every time it goes. It’s hard to describe but it’s especially satisfying in the winter when it’s -15°F and most vehicles are slow to start and this old girl fires up with zero hesitation.

Nothin’ but net. It is a very nice sound.

That’s Master Splinter to you

woohoo!