We’re this much closer to The Addams Family

Holy fuck, it’s only been 100 days?? It feels like this has been going on for like 3 years. Holy fuck, dude. Fuck.

I thought this was another Vance edit

“If it weren’t for my horse, I would’ve never spent that year in college.”

I don’t know what it means, but it has changed my life.

This is very dangerous!!! They will likely burn these books, causing the rounds to discharge. Loose bullets are mostly harmless, but the ones in the cylinder, and any round that is firmly supported from the back, pose a pretty serious threat. Especially if full-metal jacketed.

Wait actually if they burn the books, they will be the ones in danger. So I guess it’s ok as long as you aren’t the one burning books.

Fuuuuuck, THAT’S why I was reading the interview. I forgot :(

o7 One Man. I love you.

Have you guys read the interview with One Man? Apparently this was not a sexual act; he was merely curious. Never seen that many scars on a cat, though, so maybe there was a bit more than curiosity going on methinks.

NOT JUDGING; JUST SAYIN’

How far back would this go? Because my great-great-great-great-grandmother was from Ireland, and I’ll go back in a fucking second if they let me.

Whaaaaaaaaat??? Noooo wayyyy… I never thought this would happen… Man oh man the unforseenness of this event is staggering who would’ve thought this scheme could have ever gone bad??? See, that’s why I only trust the Mormon Church with my genetic data and ancestry. Smh

No idea; I was just poking the Beast.

“Nobody was injured,” said a spokesperson, “thank God they were driving a Cybertruck and not something with some actual power and ruggedness.”

Says the guy who doesn’t laugh when raping babies. Hypocrite. That’s right, it was MEEEEE jeering you on while wearing the head of a freshly slaughtered buck deer. You’re disgusting, you gay joke making serious guy. Can’t believe you’re this way after how your mother and I raised you.

I think they mean gay as in gay men. A lot of people see gay as strictly masculine and lesbian as strictly feminine.

Which is ironic cause it should kinda be the other way around depending on your point of reference

I’ll be honest with you I don’t even know what I was trying to say originally I just wanted to make that masculine/feminine joke

Not really but that would be hilarious

I’m gay

Lesbians. Hate that they aren’t into me, but damnit I get it.

Damn too bad I ain’t paying shit