I can’t have been the only person who first read that as “beetlejuice.”

At least it’s not Proverbs 5:19.

Maybe he really is the antichrist.

Never heard of fecal impaction?

Says a lot about our society, if you ask me.

What. The. Fuck.

They haven’t been doing this from the beginning? That’s shady as all hell.

Thanks! I was pretty annoyed at having to pay TurboTax over $100 something to have my taxes filed. Opportunistic assholes.