You might like Orion https://apps.apple.com/app/id1484498200

Until Zuck sucks some Trump cock and this goes away

I got shot with a super soaker at a local stage play of Rocky Horror and had to sit with wet pants in a cold theater for 2 hours.

Donna fucking rules dude

We still have an FTC?

I didn’t want to get flamed by anyone that couldn’t immediately see it was a joke lol

Do you hate Donna in accounting for wishing you a “happy holidays” in 2021? Now you finally have the opportunity to get back at that god-hating bitch! Rat her out to HR and send her ass to El Salvador!

/s

Linda McMahon, part of the McMahon crime family accused of sex trafficking and other such crimes.

The worm chose mercy

I’m really enjoying Orion on iPhone and Mac

Sure, I get that, it’s just when it eventually becomes corrupt or falls apart, everyone that moved from Twitter to Threads to Bluesky will find another platform. Nobody is going to move to Mastodon until the people they want to follow move there too.

In my three attempts to make Mastodon work for my needs in the last few years, I can’t follow NBA or NFL news, catch up on AEW wrestling or hang out with IRL friends.

The content I want/need simply isn’t there. Until it is, i don’t really care how private it is or how perfectly decentralized it is.

You have to have the two vertical cameras for spacial video that nobody records in, if they threw the third under those it’d look like a Samsung.

None of the people I follow are active on Mastodon. The selling point to me for Bluesky is that it’s essentially a Twitter clone not owned by a billionaire. It’s friendly to the communities I’m part of specifically and doesn’t have ads. What more should anyone ask for from a social media platform?

For the first time ever, I’m considering sending my kids (who don’t exist yet) to private school. I can’t trust public institutions to have the resources they need to survive and teach my future children.