America,

You’re a broken country.

Sincerely,

The rest of the world

Golf

A fucking elitist game if ever there was one too, possibly only matched by sailing

Casual objectification of women much…?

Do better

Only the English could invent a game that lasts five days and ends in a draw

Cricket was invented to waste time, and in that regard, it was a great success

Chess is a game, not a sport

There’s obviously great skill involved, but it sure as fuck ain’t a sport.

I’m glad to hear that, I couldn’t bring myself to read it, just in case it was worse

Like I said, it’s all awful

This is a truly tragic situation, especially because I believe that there were dogs there too.

It’s all hugely suckful

At the will of the people who are supposed to be keeping him safe from harm…

Circumcision is barbaric and backwards

Religion doesn’t get a free pass either. Superstition is no basis for mutilating babies

America is one of the only places in the world that still thinks this disgraceful practice is OK.

All because they followed the ideas of a nutter who made cornflakes…

Shit’s fucked

I’m forever grateful for the fact that I live in a civilised country, rather than the US

From life…

If men could get pregnant, this shit wouldn’t be happening

It’s not about unborn kids, it’s about controlling women

It’s always about controlling women.

Hungary is a bloody disaster

Pretty much

I’d like to see a bigger clamping down on corruption, but overall, Australia is pretty good

“Woke” is anything they don’t like but can’t define, or anything they want to destroy, but they know that it’s actually a good thing

Why do you think the civilised world sneers at 'Murica?

We consider it the christistian taleban, we refer to the idiots as " ly’all quaeda"

We hold America in contempt, and are quietly hopeful that it will just fuck off and go away

They’ve done it before, why would we think they wouldn’t do it again?

This got the most updoots, it’s NSFW though

This gets the most horror from people (also VERY much NSFW, and it’s kinda confronting, but turn up the volume and have a laugh!)

Posting my depraved “performance art” and interacting with my fans in the comments

My woman trolling each other back and forth

A few regulars from Askredditafterdark

That’s a sweaty motherfucker who will die alone and lonely

And we’ll be reading about him in the papers before too long for other reasons, without a doubt