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Thanks for being toxic.

Fuck this world. You hate me so much, fine I’ll kms.

Can we do a “Cut Off” for CEOs? (French Style 😏)

Mods are abusing their powers, as usual.

That’s a “people” problem, not a “Lemmy” problem. Lemmy is just a software.

Lemmy. World is acting more like a company by day.

lemmy.world isn’t all of Lemmy. That’s like looking into r/conservative or r/genzedong and claiming “Reddit” is “Far-Right”/“Far-Left”

Some instances block VPN and Tor.

I’ve used many instances and I’ve always used Tor with no issue. Again, that’s a lemmy.world issue.

Federation is kinda of not that perfect right now.

As with most free software/platform, its gonna be less-than-perfect since its not funded/controlled by billionaires.

I guarantee that not a single instance will defend their users privacy.

You have to keep in mind this golden rule of the world: No one is willing to go to jail to protect your privacy. If you an instance owner, and were put in a position to either comply with legal requests or go to jail, you’d probabaly prefer to not go to jail. Everything you do is on Lemmy is public anyways, just use Tor/VPN to hide your IP from your instance owner. Use Matrix if you wanna DM someone.

Terminators never eat, the government has to root out the potential of assassins sent by Skynet.

(Plot twist, there was no “special ability”, you are a Terminator)

“Weird, you havent eaten for days, and you seems to still have so much energy.”

a few moment later

“🚨🚔🚨 over radio IN PURSUIT OF AN EXTRATERRESTIAL LIFE FORM…”

(Sorry if I’m being silly, I kinda just envisioned a universe where people have strange abilities and a totalitarian government is paranoid and want to lock up everyone with special abilities)

The key to all this is UNLIMITED RICE PUDDING!

List

I don’t like scanning left to right

Honestly,
Words
Should
All
Be
Read
Like
A
List
From
Top
To
Bottom,
Instead
of
Left
to
Right
Then
Left
to
Right
Again
Repeating…

cheaper phones come without one

Not sure where you’ve been, but these days, a cheap $100 phone also have Gorilla Glass.

Case is much more optional

How? I mean, if you drop it and it hits the corner first, all that energy would bypass the screen protector and directly damage the screen.

How much does your phone cost?

Just curious, since that would factor in whether people use cases or not. I would probably never use a case if the phone was like $200 or cheaper.

9 Lives * Infinity = ERROR

The machines in Detroit: Become Human are not alive, its a corporate botnet.

The “Androids win” ending is a bad ending. They will will vote in favor of corporate interests, since they are secretly controlled by the elites.

Hail Skynet!

If you don’t have time to quickly disable biometrics (lockdown mode) before the cops grab it, you wouldn’t have time to turn it off either. A phone in AFU mode is very easily cracked with those forensic devices.

in the U.S

And they could just beat you for the password either way, given the current political atmosphere.

UNLIMITED CATS 😼

Throwing someone into a universe where nothing exists…

Enjoy an eternity of absolutely nothing (and you can’t even die 🫠

No, I doubt any instance is gonna allow to say things like the n-word or “I don’t think people that are [Race/Ethnicity] should be allowed to exist”.

Any instance that allows you to say that should be defederated.

Can you claify what you mean by “free speech”? Give a few example comments?

That’ll prove that the pope does shit in the woods.

Pope Malarky

I hereby crown/appoint Rowan Atkinson as Pope Johnny.

May his Beanliness 🫘 last forever.

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