Jojo Siwa’s final form

Its funny because I dont have an uncle like that but my brother is that exact description so my son will

Idk if this is really “rebellious” but I asked my dad if I could hang out with a cousin at like 11pm. He was half asleep and agreed so I left. We partied by a lake until like 3am on a school night and my cousin was so drunk he was on all fours trying to eat grass when the cops got us because he thought it would hide the scent of booze. I didnt drink a whole lot because I was playing guitar with a girl I was looking to hookup with so the cop let me call my dad on account that I was able to remember my SSN (weird for a cop to ask that I know) and my dad just asked me if I told the cop if I’d had anything to drink and I said “no” and he said “good, dont ever tell them you did anything.”

I got a 2 liter pepsi bottle and filled it with a bunch of crazy shit to try and make a potion. Things like toothpaste and ketchup and a bunch of other horrible stuff. Seeing it coagulate inside like some sort of homunculus made me think I was really onto something

My kids

You’ve got serious problems. 10x worse than these OF whores you are condemning