Cruxifux

God I hate that guy

If that ain’t the definition of enshittification then I don’t know what is.

I remember angrily soaking the numbers and waiting for the stuoid dial circle thing to return to the middle so you could get the next button.

I also remember me and my buddies throwing our flip phones at each other or the ground and shit, not as a novelty but because those things were just indestructible. It was more of a danger to who you were throwing it at than to itself. Safer to throw a rock at your friend than those phones in most cases.

Exercise, play music, go jogging around town and meet new people all the time. Basically what I do now except not having to condense it into the little time I have off.

We’ll be called “Fellating the Machine”

I hate them. I hate that everything is always trying to sell you something or trick you into generating profit somehow. It makes me want to burn down a bank.

Second both of these answers. If I was incredibly wealthy the first thing I would do is have an octopus pet.

Hard agree. I work construction. Those protective glass things shatter in my pocket like the day I get them. Then I have a broken glass look until I get annoyed and peel it off. I haven’t used a screen protector for a year and a half on my stupid iPhone ten and no scratches or breaks. Screen protectors seem like a scam to me at this point, especially when if my screen does break I can replace it for like 100 bucks.

I can’t imagine getting angry because I couldn’t use one website for one day.

I’ve quit jobs for ethical reasons. But I’m a carpenter, it’s easy to find a job in my field.

Cruxifux gang bang!

lol that was my immediate thought too. But I didn’t want to bring it up because even with the racist implications those guys all definitely suck and should be in prison.

I mean she stole from rich people so I hope she’s doing good

Yeah that’s cool and good. Same with Epstein.

But after that 11 years didn’t she come out of prison still rich?

I can’t even think of a time in history where someone was a huge piece of shit in America and “lost everything.” Maybe R Kelley, P Diddy, and Bill Cosby? But only for the time they spent in whatever rich guy jail they got to go to and then they were fine.

They’re permabanning everyomangionene who says anything good about Luigi Mangione, who is literally the greatest hero of the year in America, if not the decade. What did they think was going to happen?

Shut up forever.

Jesus fucking Christ man. That is absolutely heartbreaking.

Seriously. Americans spent the last 50 years pretending to be the toughest most tyranny proof people in the world, and look at them. Exactly as pathetic as expected. Ffs.