What’s the George Carlin quote? Something about how stupid the most average person you know is, then realize that 50% of people are dumber than that?

Sounds like his CPR skills were a bit rusty too…

Alright, stop…

No, i meant if A1 is delicious, what do you eat it on.

…what do you put it on then?

You’d have to have the third, true 1:1 clone as control for this to be a valid experiment.

How about a breathalyzer unlock dipshit’s signal app?

It’s just a KGB officer holding a picture frame in front of his face… isn’t it?

TIL 20 years ago is 2000… not the 60s… fml

How does this handle activities that require increased blood flow? Does it have a little rheostat you crank to 11 when it’s time to go for a jog or something?

The shipments of the Koran and Torah are on the way too, right?