Applesauce

The Thin Red Line

Basically, if it’s in the Bible, it’s fact. Everything else is entirely made up by the devil.

Opium den

Gooning at work in the bathroom stalls.

I’m really good at hating myself.

Trumpet. I think it’s cause that’s the instrument I first learned music on in elementary school.

Removed by mod

Overwatch. T-bagging dead enemies

You take that back

The human centipede

Off With Their Heads

That I’ll die before my kids are adults and I won’t be there to prepare them for the world.

I went through the same thing when I took my paternity leave. Other male coworkers bragged about how they went back to work the day after their kid was born.

It’s a culture thing where our society is conditioned to be boot lickers for the ruling class. I responded to them at the time, “Congratulations on being a bad father, I’m going to take every day entitled to me”

Don’t fall into their trap.

When people say ‘I could care less’. I know what they mean, but it is absolutely not what they said. I hate it even more when I hear it in a song or a TV show/movie. That tells me it made its way past a whole slew of writers and editors. I hate it. It’s ‘I couldn’t care less’. COULDN’T!!! Like you care so little that you couldn’t care any less.