Angry_Autist (he/him)

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Bananas and cheese.

Mr. Rogers taught me that one

It’s the vinegar that causes the problems, straight chili powder in coffee is nice

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Celebrity porn fake supersite

Disappear into a cave with a uhaul full of books and electronics

Fuck off humanity, I’ve had enough of your shit

Maybe make onboarding easier or the fediverse dies a slow death

But nah, why bother making it easy for users to join when you can just gatekeep everything into low engagement

I’d go over to my friends houses for sleepovers and when someone had a question I’d say ‘Well, let’s check your encyclopedia’ (I’m old)

Almost always their response: Our what? Do you think we’re a library?

It’s so easy bc there’s only dozens of them

Every thread on lemmy is dead

Chaplains are on the front lines with the troops so they should be able to hold their own in a melee

To balance and contrast against priest, let Chaplains healing be HoT or temp hitpoints

Non-magical healing abilities to reflect field triage and supplement their technically low healing capacity

Inspiration buffs as they read from their holy writ

Remove fear effects, and maybe a super rare Battlefield Divine Intervention

Terry Pratchett’s Discworld series is what kind of did it for me, he was an amazing human.

Or a cruel dreamer for making me think that this was how the world was supposed to be.

Ok obviously you know this happens and you know it’s stupid and impractical to lay on your side

All the bits that need cleaning are right their up front with just a flat hand extended to get the arch of the backdoor. If you can jerk your rod sitting down then it’s only 3 more inches till you’re wiping your shitter

So don’t pretend it’s some kind of acrobatic feat

But my question is, mr. standing wiper, how the fuck do you get to your taint, or do you have to do 2 trips?

I will never live down the shame of using ‘wend’ in a conversation