At least two people were killed and about 20 injured when a Mexican Navy training ship on a global goodwill tour struck the underside of the Brooklyn Bridge in New York Saturday night, officials said.
Others 2 flying… :Ah I see! It wasn’t literally to hold my nuts! I had to brace for impact! Ah que pinche captain! Sonobabish. SPLATT!
Everyone else: Splatt!
Hospital doc: look at these…everything is fucked up except for their nuts. They really protected those puppies. and look at the others, they lost their nuts!
Others: yes, but we speak English.
Doc: we’ll have to do testicle amputation so we can help the survivors.
Captain: Ahuevo!
Just some possible casual conversation during the event. This was definitely no joke. Definetly.
Seaman: Capitan!!! LA bandera es mas Alta que el puente de Brooklyn! Captain: A huevo!!! Pero in English porfavor!
Seaman: Yes captain! The flag pole is taller than the bridge! And so is the big Como se llama the one that holds the sail?
Captain: No se! We’ll have to wait for the news to find the name of the pole.
Seaman: it has a name? Anyway sir, we’re gonna crash is what I’m trying to tell you!
Captain: ah que LA chingada! Pero que cabrones porque no dices! Pendejo! Everyone! Agarrense Los huevos! Brace for impact! Brace for impact!
Others: que que?
Others 2: que te agarres Los huevos!
Others: ah ya. Ya me Los agarre, y hora? Que?
Ship: hey Mr Brooklyn Bridg…Digo…PAZ! Puz!..Digo…Bammm! Slammm! Kabooom!
Others 2 flying… :Ah I see! It wasn’t literally to hold my nuts! I had to brace for impact! Ah que pinche captain! Sonobabish. SPLATT!
Everyone else: Splatt!
Hospital doc: look at these…everything is fucked up except for their nuts. They really protected those puppies. and look at the others, they lost their nuts!
Others: yes, but we speak English.
Doc: we’ll have to do testicle amputation so we can help the survivors.
Captain: Ahuevo!
Just some possible casual conversation during the event. This was definitely no joke. Definetly.
Two people died. This is just disrespectful.