Imagine if we could piss him off hard enough to seppuku on stream about it.
It would be such a glorious story for history.
That’d be some must-see content.
I would want stickers if it. That kind you can tilt back and forth for a short animation.
Just drink that satisfaction and joy right from the air.
This is exactly what flip books were designed for.
Yeah, that’s another form factor for it.
But a sticker or magnet version of it means it can be stuck on cars, lamp posts, walls, fridges, etc. I haven’t put anything at all on my car since about 2004. But I would have at least one of these on all sides
It’s a victimless crime. Even his family hates him. The only people not begging for him to die are the totally out to lunch conservatives who aren’t plugged in beyond “vote R guy blue person bad”, and the other rich people.
And both sets of people I hate, so I really don’t care even if they get literal, actual trauma from it. I would gladly traumatize both of those sets. Forget trying to get them to be woke, I want them to live shook. Up to and including total mental shutdown.
Note: I’m aware that I’m crazy overestimating what this is capable of. But it’s intentional for expression’s sake.
I was going to bring up Melanie and cyber bullying but where tf is she? Is she alive?
Reminder: He died to a Tutorial Boss in a game he tried to use a boosted account in to fake being one of the top players only for the devs to go “Wait, aren’t you a top Diablo IV player? Either you have the time management skills of a God and are the top player in multiple games, or you’re bullshitting… and guess what’s the winning one.”
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Yep. The elite players usually do it as their full time job don’t they? He has a full time job and 304 children to care for/avoid.
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And the only thing he spends 8+ hours a day on is shitposting on his shitty social media.
Your name made me smile 😃
I think bullying is awful and should be harshly regulated, but not for Elon, he fuckin sucks.
Apparently, he got his ass kicked in High School for bullying a classmate whose father committed suicide.
I don’t think he got his ass kicked enough.
On the same tangent, Alex Jones severely injured a classmate, brain damage injury, when he sucker punched him, knocked him out, then literally pile-drove him Wrasslin’ style. Well, after, that guy’s friends invited Jones to a party, and set up him 80’s style to get his ass beat. And they beat the shit out of him. So bad, that Jones’ dentist father wrote an article for the local paper about it, and the family left town. Because those guys would have probably killed Jones, eventually.
Jones, and Musk, and many other grifters and predators like them, are psychopaths. They are unable to feel empathy. They think it’s stupid, and weak, and interferes with their goals and desires.
Evil, true evil, is the lack of empathy. These people are evil.
On the same tangent, Alex Jones severely injured a classmate, brain damage injury, when he sucker punched him, knocked him out, then literally pile-drove him Wrasslin’ style. Well, after, that guy’s friends invited Jones to a party, and set up him 80’s style to get his ass beat. And they beat the shit out of him. So bad, that Jones’ dentist father wrote an article for the local paper about it, and the family left town. Because those guys would have probably killed Jones, eventually.
Alex regularly relieves that sucker punch and pile drive on air. “I’m going to (nonviolently, lovingly) slam the globalists faces into the curb.” The reason he and his family left town in his narrative was because he knew too much about the police and some kind of sex ring.
It is disturbing how often he vividly describes that attack though. There’s something quasi sexual to the violence for him.
More cyber bullying of musk please.
This should happen to him everywhere he goes for the rest of his days
Elon. It’s me, Ashley St. Claire. I have no other means of contacting you so I bought PoE2 early access. Please pay your child support. Thank you Elon
I died
Notice that despite the awesome trolling, it wasn’t until someone called him dumb and ugly that it elicited a response from him. Calling him out for being a piece of shit doesn’t work, denigrating the attributes he built a superiority complex on…ohhh fuck yeah that shit burns him real good.
its almost as if he forgot what gamers are. bitch behind a keyboard forgot that other people can be bitches behind keyboards too.
He thought all gamers consisted of gamergate incels.
What a thin skinned loser
Oh, I thought it was because he died to the tutorial boss on a game he’s supposedly pro at.
I’ve never played the game, but I’ve read others say the game is Dark Souls hard, and it’s not uncommon to die in the tutorial.
That said, fuck Musk
Path of exile is hard, but not at the start. Even on the first play through, most people are clearing the first boss without death. On subsequent play through you shouldn’t ever die. Elon has never actually played the game, so he has no clue.
It’s also not even close to as hard as Dark Souls. No Rest for the Wicked is more souls like ARPG.
I believe you.
I just don’t care. I’m just stating that Musk sucking wasn’t unusual at a hard game.
That said, again, fuck him. And his pathetic attempt to hang with kids for attention, being a middle aged grown man.
The unusual part is not that he sucked, but that he was presenting himself as a top player (because he bought an account).
Like, if I hand the controller to someone who’s never played Demon Souls and they get wrecked by the first few skeletons or wev, that makes sense. If someone brags about being among the top Demon Souls players in the world, and they can’t make it through the first level, that’s odd.
Most of us grow out of thinking our skills at video games have much significance or bearing on our self image, so it’s very odd to see an adult that feels the need to lie about their competence at a video game. If instead of buying an account and pretending to be a top player, he had been honest - “hey y’all, just going to show off Starlinks ability to stream by checking out PoE2!” - well, at most people might be making fun of him for taking time to play video games instead of running the dozen companies he supposedly does, but it wouldn’t be this pathetic.
In the age of information take-downs by the Fanta Menace’s Nazi regime, make sure to archive this and mirror it to Peertube and Archive.org.
YouTube link (for now, it will probably disappear in the next 48 hours): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jDJaymU2hfw
You can also find this on Archive.org. I won’t put the link here to help protect it from takedowns. If you have the capacity to do so, seed the torrent. Don’t let the world forget of this hilarious clown-show.
And remember - you probably feel empathy witnessing someone get bullied like this. But don’t forget what this James Bond villain is responsible for, the havoc he has caused, and the millions of lives he has disrupted. Harden your heart because these facists will NEVER change. Cyberdump man-baby emerald mine fascist Nazi jumping Tesla man deserves to get cyberbullied, and at points in the video he looks like he is going to cry; those are Crocodile Tears. He’ll hide the pain with his hundreds of billions of dollars, memes, and ketamine while sitting in his ivory tower resting his feet on Trump’s back.
I really believe that too, that those are just crocodile tears. Whatever he perceives as anguish is something we would call an entirely different emotion.
Bullying a bully isn’t bullying.
In the immortal words of Gonzalo Lira in his “debate” with Lazerpig and Destiny:
The guy who rage quits is the guy who loses
Lazerpig got Lira to ragequit the debate, and Lira ended up dying in a Ukranian prison after being arrested by security services.
Look, I don’t like the guy, but the article says he played until his Wifi cut out. I didn’t see where he actually rage quit.
He did the same excuse I did in call of duty for losing 15 years ago as a preteen…blame the lag.
Dude faking a D/C is the oldest gamer move possible. Sometimes you just wanna go to bed and you can’t be bothered to run Scolo one more time, but you don’t want your friends to think you’re an asshole who prefers sleep to min/maxing so you turn off your network connection and leave the game up. Very simple.
He was demoing how great his starlink wifi is. He either bitch quit or his product demo failed worse than a ball going through a cyber truck window. Either way this piece of shit sucks.
That’s my favorite thing about it. Not only did the chat get under his skin, but he also failed to prove the starlink in-flight wifi capability - the reason he was streaming in the first place. He failed on all fronts
Failed yet again. Dude is a total loser.
That description doesn’t do it justice.
Find a video, it’s the fakest “disconnect”. If he wasn’t such a shit it would be heartbreaking but he deserves it. Absolutely without a doubt rage quit.
The video is at the bottom of the article:
I didn’t watch the whole video but if the connection actually dropped you would think that the livestream and everything would have dropped too. Not just the game.
Finally, some good news!
