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teagrrl@lemmy.ml to Memes@lemmy.ml · 1 month ago

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teagrrl@lemmy.ml to Memes@lemmy.ml · 1 month ago
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  • NielsBohron@lemmy.world
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    No, you’re thinking of pioneering psychologist Sigmund Freud.

    Fraud is when a rope begins to break one stand at a time

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      No, that’s frayed. Fraud is an amphibian known for hopping.

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        No, that’s frog. Fraud is the opposite of frozen.

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          No, you’re thinking of thawed.

          Fraud is a type of long robe or gown

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            I believe you mean thawb. A fraud is a term for a deep geological formation filled with water, in Scandinavia.

            • Bane_Killgrind@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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              That’s a fjord. A fraud is a unit of electrical capacitance.

              • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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                That’s farad. Fraud is the short jerk from the Shrek movies

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                  No, that was Farquaad. A fraud is when you have a lot of people together in one place.

              • Winter_Oven@piefed.social
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                Hmm, pretty sure that’s a farad. A fraud is what you call the leaves of any sort of palm tree.

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                  That’s a frond. A fraud is how you gauge if you can pay for something with your money on hand and/or expected income.

            • NielsBohron@lemmy.world
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              I was actually going for “frock”, but thanks to you, I learned a new word today!

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        I’m a frayed you’re wrong. Fraud is the car company that makes the Mustang and F150 truck.

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          No, you mean Ford. Fraud is the German word for “woman”.

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            That’s Frau. A fraud is a young deer

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              No that’s a faun. A fraud is a garment worn by a priest.

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        No, that’s a fraught. Frog is when you’re beset by worry/anxiety.

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      Not to be confused with a frontier psychiatrist

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        That boy needs therapy!

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