In case anyone else was wondering, per the article it was an 8.8 magnitude quake.

We found Lois Griffin

Make sure you add Bulbous Bouffant to your list.

“I think for a lot of people — and people that I probably would not call preppers — it is a first and only step,” Huddleston said. “They go and buy the Costco food bucket, and then a bag off Amazon, and they throw it in the closet, like, ‘Cool, we’re done.’”

I feel personally attacked by this article (although I do have more prepared than this).

So you’re saying it’s not fixable?

Thanks for the additional context.

How do you think the unthinkable? With an ithberg! -Mike Tyson (probably)

If I recall, Masons don’t require you to worship any specific God, just believe in a higher power or something like that.