Congrats. Enjoy the root beer.

Yep. Egg + sriracha for me.

“STAAAHP!”

Reality has a liberal bias.

Anybody remember that time when the national security advisor invited a journalist to a Signal chat where the Secretary of Defense leaked battle plans?

Nah. You showed your ass you fascist piece of shit.

The best kind of correct!

Exploding Cybertrucks, exploding SpaceX rockets, self-driving Teslas falling for the Wile E. Coyote trick, now Wisconsin.

I honestly thought this was The Onion.