Yes, this breaks community rule (off-topic) but I’m gonna leave it up because it’s funny. And judging by the upvotes/replies, seems like people are ok with it.
Apple’s chips are pretty good i hear
That’s the stuff, crunchy yet somewhat healthy.
Why choose?
Be Bare Red Apple Chips and Apple itself are both fantastic options! The Busch, well, that’s best left for pouring into the toilet…
Anything ‘Light’ is a crime against beer. If I wanted water, I’d drink water
It depends, sometimes local breweries can make a drinkable light beer, “Middle Child” a variant of light beer that was served at a local brewery had a smooth, spiced taste. I tend to go for amber ales, ciders, or English Porters for the most part. Something like Natural Ice, Busch, or Budweiser is an abomination, full stop!
I do not know what that can is, but I do love me some cider with a bite (not necessarily alcoholic, but going that way).
A nice fresh apple is great too, I am a Granny Smith fan though.