During a major Oval Office address on Friday, President Trump and Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth introduced a new sixth-generation fighter jet costing $20 billion. In an unbelievable move, Trump named the jet after himself — the F47 — emphasizing his place in history as President of the United States.
“The F47 will be the most advanced, capable, and lethal aircraft ever built. We’re confident that it overpowers the capabilities of any nation,” he said before adding: “47 is a lovely number, isn’t it.”
Should’ve named it F-310N
That’s literally the Nato name for the su-57, the Russian attempt to make a 5gen fighter.
M-3110N then?
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An unproven fighter jet made by fucking Boeing of all companies.
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Just put some wings on The Homer and ship that bitch.
I thought the era of fighter jets was ending with lasers making them obsolete. By the time this thing sees the light of day, it should be garbage, right?
- It only flies to Greenland.
- Gold interior with marble gauges.
- The flight computer rambles on about someone trying to get inside when no one is around.
- Seats smell very faintly of pee
- On an unrelated note, the dashcam says “made in the USSR” for some reason
- It’s not a bomber, technically, but it does bomb a lot
- but don’t use that mode deliberately, because the ballistic system gets very confused sometimes and targets golf courses instead
- …I can’t think of any more lame jokes, I’ve not had my morning covfefe
Have you had your covfefe by now?
Old fashioned, unreliable, can’t get off the ground…
Another distraction from things that actually matter. This will have no material impact on anyone’s life, but will dilute the news cycle.
Wait. Is this motherfucker jealous that he isn’t Canadian? Is this just projection?
Will it be orange too?
Oof, sucks to be the team of engineers who made this thing. Naming it 47 guarantees it will be the laughing stock of the military. I don’t care if its the most advanced jet in the world. With this target on its back it will get trash talked until the day they retire it.
Is that “piss yellow” by any chance?
“You really should be drinking more water, orange”
- Pantone 2013 XGC
- #FFBD31
Maybe the car took a B vitamin.
Will it have a combat avoidance feature? In keeping with the man it’s named after.
F-47 bonespur
The world news said it wasn’t for Trumps name I thought. They said it was for the year the Air Force started. An Air Force officer or someone high up got to choose and they chose the number. Trump just likes it because he’s a narcissist.
More on news tonight… A new F-47 has evaded capture for a second time this week by shooting bone spurs and safety doors…
And they gonna sell it to which other countries?
And they released a concept study, too:
