Donald Trump was seen with a noticeable layer of makeup on his right hand on Friday as he left the White House, amid ongoing speculation about his health. The 79-year-old is believed to have used makeup to hide bruising on his hand on several occasions since returning to office, but the application appeared particularly thick during his visit to The People’s House museum.
Lmao “fears” isn’t quite the right word for this one.
Yeah, I’d use “teases.” As a non-American, this has been like the greatest teaser since 2016 ish. Maybe Americans have been hating him before then.
Please let him keel over. Please.
“Everybody dies”
Do people outside the UK know just how bad The Express is? It’s a bottom-tier reactionary tabloid. Don’t give them clicks.
The Express is what the Daily Mail secretly wants to be, were it not hindered by its own middle-class aspirations.
Never heard of it, but thanks for the heads up
This story was needed as a filler because it’s too early for the annual “worst winter in twenty billion years” headline.
Yeh, we’re still in prime Princess Diana season
Should be renamed Terminal Weak Artery Trouble in honour of him
Again, I don’t think “fears” is the correct noun here.
Well, it’s the Express, so… It panders to the deluded folk amongst the population of the UK that wish they could get a dose of Trumpist Populism™.
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I wouldn’t say ‘fears’ exactly
I’m not sure that Trump dying would improve things. We then end up with President Vance, who is a Thiel creation and Yarvin fan. Possibly less corrupt, but definitely more competent and disciplined. Trump’s main motivator is ego and impulse, but Vance actually believes in the TechFash goals.
Vance doesn’t have the charisma to hold the movement together. None of these creeps do; that’s why they need Trump.
It certainly won’t go away immediately after he dies, but it will all collapse under its own weight.
If Vance gets to be President, it’ll be two weeks before an intern finds him sobbing in the closet.
Fascism doesn’t survive its leader. The underlings fight for the power vacuum, and none of them end up winning.
Some people have accused me of being optimistic for saying this, but think about who does win in this situation. It would likely be a form of liberalism that’s closer to western Europe in the social safety net aspect, but capitalism would be maintained. I can’t deny that it’s better than what we’ve had, but it’s not the victory I would have hoped for given the amount of suffering to get there.
Who can really follow the man in the wide castle?
before an intern finds him sobbing in the closet.
Fucking the couch in the oval office.
They mean “fears that again it’s false alarm”
There’s not a god, because he’s lived this long. But I pray to god he dies soon, ideally while I’m typing this.
If only prayer worked.
Hopes and dreams. Now release the epstein files.
I am embroidering a banner that says “Hooray! Trump is fucking dead!!!” I have several days of work to go, so please hold on until Tuesday, Donnie.
Tuesday does not work for me, can we do overnight express?
No. NOPE, Nononono. Don’t listen to this guy. Right fucking now is the best time to die of natural causes, painfully.
Let’s fucking goooOOOOOOOO!
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Please, no! Right now it just says “Hooray, Trump is fucking …”
… children!
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hooray
Would you like me to apply the baby oil to Satan’s asshole, boss?
Relax, guy!
lol fears. Hopes more like
Please die you miserable orange baby raping loser
